15 Hilarious Labrador Jokes That Will Have You Wagging Your Tail

Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds in the world. They’re known for their friendly and playful nature, as well as their intelligence and loyalty. But did you know that they’re also the perfect subject for some hilarious jokes? In this article, we’ll be sharing 15 Labrador jokes that are sure to make you laugh. So, grab your furry friend and get ready for some canine comedy.

Short Labrador Jokes

How does a Labrador answer the phone? “Yellow?”

What do you call a group of Labradors? A pack of sniffer-doodles.

Why did the Labrador go to the vet? He was feeling ruff!

What do you call a Labrador that’s also a magician? A labracadabrador.

What do you call a Labrador that’s also a magician? A labracadabrador.
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Why do Labradors love tennis? Because they have a lot of love for balls.

What do you call a Labrador that can drive? A chauffurador.

What do you call a Labrador that’s also a computer programmer? A code-retriever.

Why do Labradors make terrible chefs? Because they always lick the spoon!

What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a zebra? A Labra-zebra-dor.

What do you call a Labrador that’s also a detective? A sniffer-investigator.

Why don’t Labradors play hide and seek? They always get found because of their wagging tails!

Why don’t Labradors play hide and seek? They always get found because of their wagging tails!
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Long Labrador Jokes

A Labrador walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve dogs here.” The Labrador responds, “That’s okay, I’m just here for the happy hour.”

Two Labradors are sitting on a porch, and one says to the other, “Do you know why we always get excited when the mailman comes? It’s because he brings us new smells to sniff.” The other Labrador looks at him and says, “You’re a genius.”

A Labrador is driving down the highway when he gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer approaches the car and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The Labrador looks up at him and says, “No, officer. Was I speeding?” The officer responds, “No, but you were driving with your head out the window. That’s a safety hazard.”

A Labrador is driving down the highway when he gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer approaches the car and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The Labrador looks up at him and says, “No, officer. Was I speeding?” The officer responds, “No, but you were driving with your head out the window. That’s a safety hazard.”
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A Labrador and a Golden Retriever are walking in the woods when they come across a river. The Golden Retriever looks at the Labrador and says, “Do you think we can swim across?” The Labrador responds, “I don’t know, but we can always fetch a boat.”

A man walks into a dog show with his Labrador and sees a Doberman Pinscher walking around with a ribbon on its collar. The man looks at his Labrador and says, “I don’t think we stand a chance against that dog.” The Labrador looks up at him and says, “Don’t worry, we’ll take him down. I heard he’s afraid of cats.”

A Labrador and a Bichon Frise are walking in the park when they come across a mud puddle. The Bichon Frise looks at the Labrador and says, “Don’t even think about it. You’re not getting me dirty.” The Labrador responds, “Come on, live a little.” After a few minutes of persuasion, the Bichon Frise gives in and jumps in the mud puddle. The Labrador looks at him and says, “I knew you had it in you.”

A Labrador and a Saint Bernard are sitting in a bar when a woman walks in with a Pomeranian. The Saint Bernard turns to the Labrador and says, “I bet we could carry that dog between us.” The Labrador responds, “I don’t think that’s a good idea. It might bite us.”

A man walks into a pet store with his Labrador and sees a sign that says, “Labrador puppies for sale.” The man looks at his dog and says, “Do you want a little brother or sister?” The Labrador looks up at him and says, “No thanks. I’m an only child.”

A man walks into a pet store with his Labrador and sees a sign that says, “Labrador puppies for sale.” The man looks at his dog and says, “Do you want a little brother or sister?” The Labrador looks up at him and says, “No thanks. I’m an only child.”
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We hope these 15 Labrador jokes brought some laughter and joy to your day. Don’t forget to share them with your fellow Lab-lovers, and be sure to check out our other articles for even more dog content. If you’re looking for the pawfect pressie for your Labrador-loving friends, check out our article on the best Labrador gift ideas. Cheers for reading, and keep those tails wagging!

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